sam slam

sexual penetration in the anus.

Harry, i heard you pulled a sam slam last weekend. Nice job!

by lolcatshahaha May 06, 2008

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 06, 2004

Sam Purdue

Always carrying around that Purdussy

Bro, Did Sam Purdue give you that Purdussy last night?

by BigBaller47 October 19, 2022

Sam Mitchell

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

by Gunny-Guy February 12, 2018

Stuff and Sam

A comedy series made by youtuber Brandon Rogers, which is mainly about a 38-year old straight man named Sam, and his roommate Donna trying to help Sam adopt a baby, but then encounters the CEO. This series was made in late 2017, and ended in early 2018.

Guy: Did you see Stuff and Sam yet?
Guy 2: Yes I did, the plot was amazing!

by notsalty7897 May 08, 2019

Safety Sam

A character Created by TheOddKids.

Original Name: Safety Clone
Always Tries to make things safe but ends to be not safe.

Guy: I saw Safety Sam in the mall today.

Girl: Cool!

by Safety Sam November 21, 2011

Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.

Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!

by znon_productions April 03, 2023