I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.
by #Brekky January 21, 2018
When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.
by Tree removal November 21, 2020
the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.
Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair
by underdowg February 25, 2009
1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!
2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."
2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."
by ShAdOwZ December 09, 2008
Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.
by LBzombie November 07, 2011
by not redwood October 22, 2006