Feral Squirrel

When you got a crazy one that likes to nibble on/gobble testicles.

Dam man, she was acting like a Feral Squirrel last night!

by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.

She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.

by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021

Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.

I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel

by Dangusdee April 11, 2023

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023