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Fitzies Irish Pub

The meeting spot of the derelicts and misfit unwanted children of broome county. Also home to some of the baddest, craziest bitches you’ll ever meet. Have some shots about it, enjoy the lumbersnacks, don’t get on your clamjam game, bing bong, eggplant emojis for 25 cent. Also known as: The Land of the Misfitz, Someone’s Basement, Under The Man Upstairs.
You guys wanna hit fitzies irish pub?”
“Yeah I’m trying to fuck up my life tonight.”
by Spanish Green Tea August 3, 2022
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The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
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irish gypsy

form of "personal hygine" where one takes off their t-shirt, wipes the sweatiest areas of one's person, and then wears it to the pub.
dude, have you been having irish gypsy's all week or something??? stinking pikey.

wake up,
shit,
shave,
irish gypsy,
pub
by lukeh081288 May 24, 2009
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Irish Car Bomb

A cocktail made of Guinness Stout, Irish Whiskey, and Bailey's Irish Cream.

The key to the Irish Car Bomb is to drink it very quickly before the Bailey's reacts with the acidity of the stout, causing it to curdle (essentially turning it into cheese). The result makes the cocktail very unpleasant to finish.

Start out with a glass of Guinness, or Guinness mixed with a shot of whiskey. Then paying close attention to time lapsed, drop a shot glass full of Irish Cream, or Whiskey and Irish Cream into the glass. Chug.

The Irish Car Bomb is very filling and is recommended to consume it early during a night of drinking, as opposed to late.
I love turning drinking into a sport, so I ordered an Irish Car Bomb.
by Anonymongo November 9, 2006
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irish pub

a place, typically a bar or restaurant, disproportionately filled with white people.
I want to go to this show tonight, but that place is a fuckin irish pub
by stevie jay perkins January 20, 2011
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The Irish Waterfall

When you take out a person's glass eye and shoot your load in the empty socket creating a waterfall of cum from her nose and mouth
"Yo dude, we got drunk last night and picked up this gross bitch who had a glass eye. Ryan thought it would be funny to give her The Irish Waterfall, so he did. It was solid!!"

"Craig has an infatuation with The Irish Waterfall, I think his boyfriend likes it!!"
by DartmouthInDaHouse September 3, 2009
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Partying with Irish People

Probably the best feckin' thing that will happen to you on a Saturday night.
"Man, those people from Ireland sure know how to spike the tea!"
by ColonelJ January 31, 2004
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