half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.
ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.
by Floody86 June 26, 2015
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half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
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half-bobber

Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.
1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.

2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.

3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
by KDH August 03, 2006
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half bag

hey man i got a dank ass half bag
by Bowl Smoker June 07, 2015
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Half-Bisexual

A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .
I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !
by ThyHeadIdiotOfThemAll November 05, 2022
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Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.
To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves
by James Lowe October 15, 2004
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shit and a half

If its a really shitty call or if it is worse than shit
That wasnt a foul, thats a shit and a half!
by tomathon toe August 13, 2006
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