Gay Farmer

A Jolly Rancher

"Hey man you want a Gay Farmer?"
"What?"

by Justin A Fredianelli April 27, 2022

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso December 15, 2015

farmer cookie

A normal cookie you can buy from Rewe that has no relation to farmers.

Yo let's go to Rewe and buy some farmer cookies and Spezi

by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023

farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 15, 2023

Rice farmer

A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude

Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!

by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020

Rice Farmer

A white man who only likes asian girls

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer

by DR. SHITASS April 04, 2023