The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.
When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.
by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022
Get the Glee Bumpmug. A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together
by milpoolSK March 23, 2017
Get the gut-bumpmug. by ledzeppguy67 February 18, 2015
Get the bump tacosmug. Noun
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.
2. Christian dry humping
3. Mormon anal sex
4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.
Verb
-ed, ing
The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.
Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
by Undercommons September 3, 2014
Get the The Jesus Bumpmug. "hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019
Get the Testie bumpmug. It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.
Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!
by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017
Get the tongue bumpmug. one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
Get the bump jobmug.