Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

by jerkoff June 8, 2005

people tea

the act of placing a dead body in a heated water bed and letting it brew for 3 months. then pricking a pin hole in the bed and drinking the water that pours out.

getting people tea is hard, sometimes skin that slid off of the bone plugs the spout.

by nate December 9, 2004

tea room

A locker room or shower where guys see one another naked.

I love to frequent the tea room at the University if Kansas because the regular guys using the gym share the same showers as all of the straight boys on the swim team.

by SquareMike Jewpants November 13, 2004

Texas tea

Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.

"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."

by Chairman July 6, 2004

cup of tea

code word for "having sex" used mostly when around people you dont want to know about your sex life

Me and Andy Bob had a cup of tea while watching Brooke Knows Best the other day. It was the best cup of tea I've had in awhile!

by lindstina November 2, 2008

Gay Tea

A substance that is made when a cum rag is soaked in water. The dried crust spunk lifts and mixes with the water like from a tea bag. Though most commonly made inadvertantly by the act of cleaning, people have been know to drink the "dry cum soaked water" on a dare or through an odd fetish.

Man, I sold my cum cloth to this gay guy I know. Nasty fuck, probly goin to make Gay Tea with it.

by onesikpup October 4, 2004

here for the tea

a failed makeup channel turned drama channel who promises videos but never actually uploads. fans known as “tea stains.” she grew her audience by obsessively making videos about jaclyn hill and jeffree star and being mannymua’s #1 fan. former bff of youtube pariah john kuckian. much like him she is generally disliked by her colleagues and former kool-aid drinking audience. regarded as a bias unreliable source of information. previously known for screeching on younow streams calling fans stupid cunts, making fun of their weight and appearance, and openly encouraging her few fans to harass anyone who criticized her and her channel. as well as harassing and openly bullying both another drama youtuber petty paige and falsely accusing former youtuber subversive wallflower of being a different user on gg forums where hftt is regularly dragged by her wig until subversive left all social media due to the hate and relentless bullying from hftt’s gremlins. pushes her bts dirty work onto blind followers to allow for plausible deniability.

do you remember when here for the tea befriended a cyber stalker who harassed and doxed a fellow channel’s name address and family members? i sure do!

by former fan of tea bag lady January 7, 2020