Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks

Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping

by diugh April 21, 2016

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things

We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet

by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024

Shanks

A way for hibos who dosent know how to say thanks says thanks

Shanks for the money grandpa

by Some wierd dude December 28, 2021

shiggley shank

A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.

Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019