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Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)
"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"
by AubCat March 24, 2020
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road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.
Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!
by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019
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Drift road

It's PlayStation night at Drift Road tonight better keep the kids indoors
by Jexma October 12, 2021
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Road man

People who go round Britain (Uk, usually the north of England) trying to shank people and nick their bikes.
That road man tried to nick me bike and shank me bruv.
by That one Irish guy January 3, 2022
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Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.
Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.
by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021
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road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.
I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.
by Darkclam June 15, 2017
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Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.
That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.
by Imalostcause December 23, 2021
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