Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 08, 2011

junk in the trunk

the most voluptuous of all asses

shorty got some real junk in the trunk

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024

Junk in the trunk

The presence of a large object/group of objects in your pants

Wow, Jeff has a big junk in the trunk

by BlurryFace2 December 02, 2017

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.

Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?

by ChldshBrawlbino December 11, 2021

Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation June 30, 2011

Junked out

When you are extremely fucked up

Dude I am so junked out right now

by B kangaroo July 05, 2017

Junk fart

A fart that smells like junk.

I just had a junk fart after eating McDonald’s last night

by alx.144 November 04, 2021