Dirt candle

A dick covered in shit after anal.

See poop dick

After sex, I had to take a shower to wash off that dirt candle she gave me.

by rvbfreek March 4, 2013

Dirt femme

Dirt femme: for when you love reclaiming traditionally feminine aesthetics in an explicitly queer context...but are also covered in literal dirt from being outside 80% of the time

Kate is a straight up dirt femme.

by Wolfy14789 October 8, 2018

dirt bag

a guy or girl that fucks anybody and is dirty.

Kristy Byrd is the biggest dirt bag i know.

by natalie November 17, 2004

dirt head

A long haired metal head druggie, also skode,dirt bag,metal head, head banger

Those guys hanging out in their lifted Bronco listening to Metallica are real dirt heads.

by lizajane May 2, 2005

Dirt Hippie

Mainly used to describe a hippie, generally a hippie who has some relation to dirt. Can also be used to insult any kind of activist who pisses you off. Or...just anyone who pisses you off.

Look at that angry feminist! What a freakin' dirt hippie!

by Drew June 11, 2004

Dicks In the Dirt

A gathering of people, generally men, who talk incessantly about sports, sports scores, players stats, upcoming draft picks, coaches fired and hired, blahblah blah. Just never ending, mind numbing sports discussions that seem to rehash the same damn info over and over. A gaggle of guys talking the talk with their dicks dragging the dirt.

June: Who are all those guys in the break room? They're there everytime I go get coffee?

Martha: Just a bunch of dicks in the dirt- you know the rangers lost last night so that's a 2 hour discussion for them.

by Pamann May 10, 2012

dirt merchant

A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.

That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!

Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!

by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010