cock mohawk

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.

Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!

by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008

cock hunger

one who hungers for cock, to be hungry for the penis, to feel the need to eat cock

Man gerald you really have a major cock hunger these days.

by Gerald K January 29, 2008

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

gnats cock

A very tiny measurement.

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'

by softmint April 29, 2014

Gabriels cock

Gabriel's 6'-2" cock is known by "Al pa chino" and "Cracken". Girls are always caught riding the Cracken and never get to escape the deadly penis.

Stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the Cracken. Usaully results in lost of sensation in the vaginal area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. So take in considertaion before challenging Gabriels cock.

by T Rex 69 November 29, 2013

Leb cock

The cock of a Lebanese man that is 6.6 inches when hard and is one of the biggest penises in the world. Many white girls love this type of dick because it’s owner is likely cut and Muslim. Furthermore it has an extremely high volume of cum and it tastes delicious overall, something white Girls want that white guys don’t have.

While she was blowing, he asked her if Leb cock tasted better than Aussie cock

by Xyzabc69 June 23, 2019

Opiate Cock

A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.

"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017