Jr. was on a job remoldelin a trash trailer, and caught a crack draft. He then went to his truck, straped on a bungie belt, now his crack is free form trash talk.
by wormalnermal March 20, 2010
Get the Bungie Belt mug.A Male/Female that thinks that they can kick ass. They are also typically enrolled in Karate and kung fu; however, popular belief says that he/she is a dumb ass. Is also used in a derogatory way.
Grace- Oh, look out it's Jacob. And he is a Green belt. Wow, man!
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*
by Your_Boiii_23 October 7, 2017
Get the Green Belt mug.A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
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Get the Red-Belt mug.the impression that your belt leaves on the underside of your muffin top often painful. Causing redmarks
by r4p3r March 17, 2011
Get the Belt Belly mug.The cougar can also obtain this belt. If she ends the relations, the boy gets the belt. If he ends the relations, the cougar gets the belt.
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
They were at a party, and they hooked up. The cougar was drunk, so the hook up does not count towards the platinum belt.
by shorty444 October 26, 2010
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