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Definitions by wormalnermal

Bungie Belt 

When a redneck forgets his/her belt and uses a bungie strap to keep their crack covered.
Jr. was on a job remoldelin a trash trailer, and caught a crack draft. He then went to his truck, straped on a bungie belt, now his crack is free form trash talk.
Bungie Belt by wormalnermal March 20, 2010

hot rivet syndrome 

when cowboys gather around the campfire, and they stand up and burn their balls from the rivets in their jeans.
when tex was finished with his weenie, he stood up to see a man about a horse and got hot rivet syndrome.
hot rivet syndrome by wormalnermal January 19, 2010