together bears

A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.

OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"

by Gbrayan May 16, 2019

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

Bear Hugger

An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.

"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

ushanka bear

the highest class of bear that chases its prey.it normally hunts armless children and consume ligma plant.
it live in shreks swamp, northen russia and uganda

Persom: yo you heard what happend to jet
other person:nah i was getting high with ushanka bear

by sexy ligma faggot November 11, 2018

Ronny Bear

Getting your ass jerked off by a stripper at the pleasure dome

The bachelor received the best Ronny Bear of his life

by Showmeyourpoopchute August 29, 2017

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020