Sick men

Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.

My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.

by Maximilian Dinkus March 19, 2022

sick fella

A good person, something you could call a friend or someone you like.

"Oi do you like Ava?"
"Yeah, she's a sick fella."

by Sam's bumhole shoots women August 24, 2020

facetime sickness

When someone is on FaceTime/video chat and they are moving too much/making too much noise while claiming to be a part of the conversation.

Jamila was giving Matthew FaceTime Sickness while running on a windy day.

by BurntClay June 11, 2018

Gollum Sickness

Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016

C-sick

A play on the word "seasick". used when someone has the coronavirus, or C-19. Often used by youtubers who weren't allowed to say the name of the virus without getting demonotized.

Andre: hey, where's Ella? I haven't seen her in Ella's?
Jeff: you haven't heard? Ella got C-sick
Andre: Seasick?
Jeff: no, C-sick
Andre: damn.

Youtuber: sorry about the pause in the videos, I got....C-sick

by Fucktheocean July 26, 2022

Sick times

New slang developed in the upstate NY area in 2021. Calm or possibly sarcastic way of responding to whatever someone just told you.

Chad: Bro I just had the most amazing burger.
Kevin: Sick times dude.

by Steve Shenanigans July 25, 2021

sick lucker

An individual possessing sick luck.

He caught his straight on the river? That sick lucker!

He made a blindfolded half court shot? What a sick lucker!

They won with a field goal at the last second of the game? THOSE SICK LUCKERS!

That sick lucker won the lottery.

I got killed by a random noob tube from across the map! Damn sick lucker!

by Oliver114 February 3, 2010