virginia tech 

After being accepted to both UVA and VT among other schools, I chose VT over UVA. I didn't want to learn to be a pussy (i.e. someone who thinks having money or being a prep-of-sorts will somehow save your ass when it's getting beaten for walking down the street and mouthing off at a Hokie like me who's income comes from beating the shit outta people), so UVA was out of the question.
VT is the place to go unless you wanna be a lawyer, artist, writer or some other liberal jerk-me-off pro.

Virginia is for lovers, University of Virginia is for guy-on-guy lovers, Virginia Tech is for guy-on-girl lovers

virginia tech by MMA fighter April 14, 2006

High Tech High 

the fourth circle of hell

man, you go to high tech high? sorry.

High Tech High by Balla June 3, 2003

virginia tech 

School in Virginia that has two upsides; 1) engineering 2) football (with rapists). But any other major is someone who is inferior but thinks that they are sweet.

What do kids that go to The University (UVA), The College (William and Mary), and Virginia Tech have in common?

They all got into tech.

virginia tech by betterthantech April 9, 2006

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

Hip Tech 

A cross of Hip Hop and Techno

Oh Man that hip tech band HYPER CRUSH is sooo bomb

Hip Tech by ANDREWKJ77 July 4, 2008

Bond tech 

Any thing used by the spy James Bond or manufactured by the Quartermaster ("Q") for any of MI6's agents. Bond usually has high-tech cars, watches, and gear in general.

"Whoa, your watch tells time, unlocks your car, releases nerve gas AND carries Tylenol?"
"Yea, Bond tech rules."

Bond tech by Sejwick March 30, 2009

High tech weaving 

High speed bike ride on trafficked road moving, overtaking in a winding or zigzag fashion; avoiding/evading cars, pedestrians and other obstacles. A bike messenger usually does this and is very dangerous

New York Alleycat race is an evil race in spirit and riders, doing high tech weaving through heavy traffic and checkpoints in the city.

High tech weaving by kidlat.biker April 17, 2011