r-tard

Another word for retartd but a little nicer. It was also created by the makers of South Park.

"Janet didnt we agree you werent going to be an r-tard today"

by thewordguruXD February 20, 2010

Fuck-Tard

A Fucking Retard

...do you hear this Fuck-Tard?

by Kaptn May 9, 2009

frat tard

Heterosexual white male easily identified by the follwoing items: north face jackets, polo shirts, khaki shorts, wranglers, rainbow sandals, new balance tennis shoes, top siders, eighties sun glasses, and keystone breath.

Are frequently surprised to discover life outside of the frat culture.

Daily rituals often include shotgunning beers, taking advantage of drunken sorority girls, and general distruction of theirs and others property.

Hey who is that guy....oh yea that's Cory he's just not in his frat tard attire so you couldn't recognize him.

by Liz and Allie May 23, 2006

fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.

bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"

by reowwwww November 9, 2006

tard bashing

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.

Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.

by pythro March 3, 2006

Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

by pens0087 July 21, 2009

Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.

Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.

by Jubal1 April 20, 2009