Steve Bartnik

A short brown haired bitch who is no taller than Danny Devito’s daughter (Lucy Devito).

Damn you really lookin like a Steve Bartnik

by AssStainDouglass December 12, 2019

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Steve Harvey

When you ask a weird question and receive a weird answer, even though you were expecting a normal answer.

Aw man, I really Steve Harvey’d earlier today.

by 5 Lemons September 3, 2019

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Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.

Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.

by McSteve May 15, 2015

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Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.

Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?

by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022

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Sniffing Steve

A person who frequently blows Gaggers. has a tendency to leave work early when dealers wake up. When using restroom leaves residue.. hopeless addicted to cocaine.

You need to go to rehab.. you are pulling a sniffing steve

by angry inch September 7, 2019

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