skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.

"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"

by jimmytootall December 24, 2008

Skeet radius

The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate.

Will: Dude, I gotta rub one out.
Chris: No, man, you're in my skeet radius!

by The Endd June 10, 2008

skeet snot

When a man cums in the woman's nose and it hangs out her noseholes like snot. Like little babies but with cum.

If sniffed can cause retardation.

"Ummmm... i love when skeet snot leaks from my nose all the way to my tongue!! fuck !"

by nicesht February 21, 2009

Skeet

A slang term from the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada used to describe lower class youth who are unhygienic, sloppy in terms of dress, ignorant, rude/obnoxious, usually on hard drugs such as meth, crack, or heroin. Pretty much similar to a chav in the UK.

Bob: Did you see those that sketchy looking kid over there
Dan: Yeah, she's obviously a skeet.

by Fuckhead Farley April 6, 2022

green sheet

GREEN SHEET To give the subject charged with a crime his copy of the criminal complaint, as the defendant's copy is usually green in color. To place into protective police custody a subject unable to make medical decisions for himself.

There I was a six month newbie medic being told by Medical Control (a physician on the phone in the emergency room) to have the police officer on scene "green sheet" the guy and bring him in.

by street EMT August 29, 2013

safety sheet

when two bros are forced to share a bed. one sleeps below the safety sheet, the other sleeps above it. thus providing a barrier from accidental homosexual interaction while sleeping

Mike and Adam decided to use the safety sheet so nothin gay would happen.

by 30tendy January 21, 2014

skeet

in st. louis we have been using skeet for a couple years as three things
1. something really small
2. something unfair or cheap or something not appreciated
3. a verb if a person exemplfies something in def. 2

those are some skeet shorts

that test was so skeet

chris skeeted me by not paying me back

by a-lowes September 1, 2004