Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.

If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!

Grand Rapids Steamer by Riggatoni January 19, 2011

Tea steamer 

When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!

Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a tea steamer!

Tea steamer by Greg Van Gastel Stinkenstein May 13, 2006

gary, indiana steamer

-like a cleveland steamer, but with the runs
-receiving sexual gratification from a female's mamories, and attempting to leave fecal matter on rib cage. Instead, have runs.
-may or may not include rubbing it into the females torso.

I tried to leave a cleveland steamer on her, but all that came out was a gary, indiana steamer.

gary, indiana steamer by Cromwell Jorguenson April 12, 2005

reverse cowgirl with a steamer

Also known as Cleveland Steamer

reverse cowgirl with a steamer by Anonymous August 28, 2003

steamer 

A mixture of ground beef, ketchup, mustard and onions. It is usually put on a roll to form a sandwich. Another name for a sloppy-joe. Only used in the Washington County, Maryland and Berkeley County, West Virginia region.

"Do you want ketchup, mustard, or cheese on your steamer?"

steamer by wstrnMDgrl May 18, 2009

The reversed Cleveland Steamer

When a homosexual man ties up a straight homophobic man and eats his shit for pleasure.

As revenge for refusing to date him, the gay man performed The Cleveland Steamer on him.

The reversed Cleveland Steamer by Grls on top September 18, 2004

steamer 

1. A Drunken Mess
2. One who drinks frequently and in large quantity.
3. One who drinks too much and is an embarrassment.

1. My daughter and her steamer mates
2. I am a steamer
3. My younger and very underage steamer daughter

steamer by Teddy Hancock August 3, 2008