Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut

Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl

by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021

grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)

grey squirrel

by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020

krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.

You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares

by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

by frailninja March 16, 2016

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022