Squirrelitarian

A Squirrelitarian could very well be considered a vegetarian or even a vegan. But true Squirrelitarians engorge themselves on squirrel type foods, like nuts and berries and leafy greens. As well, we Squirrelitarians drink large amounts if water and like our hair rubbed.

"Damn Sam, you're a Squirrelitarian?"
"Hell yeah man! I only eat nuts and berries!"

by TheUgliest June 6, 2014

squirrel

animal, small rodent with a bushey tail

The squirrel grabbed to acorn and took off into the tree.

by ilovebirds2424 December 18, 2014

squirreleatinggit

Jamie Oliver's latest way of trying to be popular, eating squirrel , what a Pratt

Jamie Oliver is a squirreleatinggit

by Educated chap February 13, 2015

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

by Mjkal August 24, 2016

squirrel suit

a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey

She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!

by groutfitmaster December 7, 2016

Squirrel push

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.

There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.

by Squirrel Pusher March 2, 2017