Squih

The slang word for a squid's penis. Combining the words squid and dih (a commonly used slang word for a penis).

"Oh man, look at that squih!"

by I_cannotfindmysanity November 7, 2025

Squishylinda

To make better or heal.

To cure or unbreak someone who is broken when it can not or will not be cured or unbroken by the breaker.

To put a teeny tiny Linda in the middle to cuddle you up and a somebody who loves you both to put behind her to cuddle you both up like a Linda sandwich creating comfy and safe and the ability to heal and call her squishy Linda for awhile.

Would you feel better if we squishylinda for awhile?

I am not ok. I need a squishylinda.

by The little friend November 8, 2025

squishy pedo brodie

sound used after one inadvertently saying something a pedophile would say

squishy pedo brodie ewwww

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Brown Squish

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011