eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

butt spaghetti

The hair a male/female gets stuck in their butt crack after taking a shower.

She got out of the shower and pulled butt spaghetti out of her butt crack.

by KNaomi37 December 19, 2022

Spaghetti

Yummy noodley deliciousness

Mom: I just made sum spaghetti
me: (SOUNDS OF APPROVAL)

by MoltenGarbage June 14, 2019

Ceiling spaghetti

When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.

You hear about john?

No what happened?

Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.

by Sewer slide February 13, 2024

molten-spaghetti

A term for when someones crotch has been burned

"Man, that guy put his dick in a fire place!"

"That's a sure way to get molten-spaghetti"

by Dm20Rouge January 21, 2024

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 8, 2015

Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018