secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.

Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it

by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019

spaghetti spaganiel

a name for someone named Nathan who loves spaghetti. (warning don't call him this unless your feeling risky)

spaghetti spaganiel rhymes with banana maniel

by asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz April 19, 2017

Spaghetti

Something that Dark eats and falls asleep with it in his hands. May wind up in pants. Many weird side effects, including spontaneous self-shitting.

" Yo, that boy Dark grabbed a plate of Spaghetti and took a Shitghetti. "

by Juicywow May 10, 2020

Finite Spaghetti

When you have a Finite amount of Spaghetti, typically used to show a Finite amount of Spaghetti.

Hey man, did you hear about Finite Spaghetti?
FINITE SPAGHETTI AUEUYFGBEU(FUYJUEFOUY*GFEJ
What the fuck?

by 1488bossman November 25, 2025

Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.

Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!

by JohnnyApocalypse August 31, 2014

spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.

“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged”

by beespiders January 7, 2019

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019