Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.

Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!

by JohnnyApocalypse September 01, 2014

Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 March 13, 2017

spaghetti draw

When you take a toke off off a joint like you are sucking up a piece of spaghetti

He damn near smoked half the joint in one spaghetti draw.

by Sprocket Davis August 14, 2021

Spaghetti Heady

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)

Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?

by The Spaghetti Headster April 16, 2020

spaghetti code

An slang used in computer science for when a programmer writes an extremely low quality code.

Come on, dude! How am I supposed to work on this spaghetti code?

by codemiro February 05, 2024

spaghetti map

Someone who is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020