Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

Sankeethan

The biggest weeb to ever exist. Loves everything related to anime and dreams of moving to Tokyo and marry a virtual anime character. Usually from Sri Lanka.

Person 1: Who is that ultra-weeb?
Person 2: It's probably Sankeethan.
Person 1: That makes sense!

by Oskarito October 16, 2017

Shank

Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.

Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.

by englishmasterurbaner December 3, 2017

shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017

Shank

Someone who fucks everything up, and is just really stupid

Mark you fucking shank

by The Big Shank January 5, 2018

shank

1. To stab someone
2. A knife

"I've got a shank fam."

"Do you want me to shank you fam?"

by w.shakeel May 6, 2018