simper

a mega simp who does anything for e girls and his mom

damn ted oneil is such a fucking simper

by bob john 55 March 17, 2020

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.

His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)

by Felipe M January 17, 2009

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009

dan-smiertka

dan-smiertka is the best guy ever! he is soooo cute and the bestest friend evaaa! i so totally love him....

and hope he won't kill me for my last entry... :)

wow, did you see dan-smiertka today? he looks so good!

by sorry! August 5, 2009

Cinammon Smile

1. A Sexual act, it involves receiving oral sex on the penis.
during oral sex the man pulls out, jizzes in the face of the performer, sprinkles his penis in cinammon and slaps the performer with his cinammon covered knob. this leaves the victim covered in a mix on cinammon and jizz.

it is known as the cinammon smile as if you do this and don't smile and laugh at the victim you have no soul.

2. that smile you get then a cinammon based treat really hits the spot... like a cinammon whirl or something... they are nice.

person 1 : i gave chris a cinammon smile last night!
person 2 : wonderful! what sort of tasty breaded treat was it?
person 1 : you misunderstood, he sucked me off, i came on him, sprinkled cinammon on my dick and hit him with it...
person 2 : oh...

by Chipmunkcheeks June 8, 2011

Smile #6

The best and most beautiful smile a person can have in the entire world.

When Adam sees Margaret doing smile #6 it makes him the happiest person in the world.

by ajt0530 May 5, 2009