Shart

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.

And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.

AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!

by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022

Un shart

To un shart a shart

You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.

by Uπkπowπ January 24, 2022

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

Shart lord

Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.

Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Shart

When you need to say the work shi* but there are kids/a kid around, so you substitute shi* with shart.

“Oh shart, I stubbed my toe!

by anonymous July 19, 2024

shart

i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...

person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...

by Hi.ijustsharted December 6, 2024