Shrek

a sexy ogre

Woah who was that?
Oh that was just Shrek.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him

Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY

Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD

Kat: cmere 😏😏

by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020

Shrek

The worlds hottest anime character farther of 3 Ogas and he eats yummy bugs and onions

Omg did you see shrek he is so hot

by Libby shrek lord May 17, 2020

Shrek

The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.

Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him

by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

by Hithereboys April 29, 2020

Shrek

If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life

Shrek

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