Shrek Mc Shrek

A Canadian Friend who is always there for you whenever whatever

I just met a Shrek Mc Shrek

by JonSturtz23 April 15, 2021

Shrek

A wonderful and spectacular MYTHICAL CREATURE

Shrek is bae

by Shreky April 22, 2021

Shrek

Daddy shrek is better than shit farquad.

Shrek is cool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.

Daddy shrek is kool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek

You are shrek like fr

by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021

shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..

"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".

by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021

Shrek

The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.

Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021