by jmscisco March 1, 2009
Get the self celebrate mug.The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
Get the Self Dutching mug.Sitting on Urban Dictionary, editing stuff, until you come across the thing you just sent in for publishing. A moment of pure awesome as you hit the 'publish' button, a 'what the hell was I thinking' moment of shame as you hit the 'don't publish' or a moment of 'I'm gonna let someone else decide' as you hit the 'I don't know' button.
Girl: I was soooooo bored that I was editing on Urban Dictionary for so long that I actually got one of my own publishes!
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.
by ECJF April 13, 2013
Get the Self-edit mug.Changing your own profile information, or adding a status or picture deliberately or by accident that causes the mirth and merriment of your friends and onlookers
Jenny posted the following status "Nothing beats spending time working on yourself"
Jenny's friends insinuate she is masturbating and mock her for her self frape
Jenny's friends insinuate she is masturbating and mock her for her self frape
by Bobcat silversmith January 17, 2014
Get the self frape mug.Dude1: Check out this girl's pictures - they're all in front of her groady mirror.
Dude2: I told you, it's a self-ageddon man.
Dude2: I told you, it's a self-ageddon man.
by badaladucciii November 19, 2013
Get the Self-ageddon mug.Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.
by Jarfman February 20, 2015
Get the Self-lesbiebation mug.Facebook or Twitter postings: "Opening for the Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert was totally humbling." "I have a Facebook friend who is always dropping names in a self-deprecatulating way." Self-deprecatulation is a common theme in social media today.
by Vidiot777 May 4, 2015
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