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ass-to-pants ratio

The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.
"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 9, 2007
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Tits-to-Ass Ratio

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.
"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her tits-to-ass ratio is all off, man"
by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015
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Passion Radio

Passion Radio was set up by a couple of homosexual UK radio presenters sexually frustrated at the lack of a quality homosexual gay german dance music stations that truly reflected the growth of the genre & culture over four decades.

The cultural roots of Passion Radio can be traced back to 1995 when a New Wave of gay broadcasting, a company Passion's founders were involved with, submitted an application to the Radio Authority to run a gay FM service for the cultures captial city of Brighton.

Passion Radio's management team has over 60 years of commercial radio experience between them, and members of the homosexual team have worked in managerial level at stations as diverse as GayTown 252, ManJuice FM, HomoPride 107.6, GAY Fm, FAGOTGalaxy and Brown Ring 103.

Passion now boasts state of the art technology including full broadcast studios based in Brighton and Worthing, and attracts millions of homosexual gay german dance fans across Sussex on DAB Digital Radio
"Hey i found a super gay radio station with all our gay anthems" "Awsome, I can't wait to gay out to Passion Radio"
by Lunnicon February 15, 2008
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Ham Radio

How Mormons have phone sex.
Did you hear about Clara and Dallen's spicy ham radio talk?
by SloppyJoes January 20, 2021
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Ham/Clam Ratio

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.
Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
by BrotherSpot April 28, 2009
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amateur radio

A FCC licensed radio service to further the radio arts, and promoted good will to others. Amtateur by definition, means to do something without financial interest. This hobby / service is used to same many lives during disasters such as hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, weather spotting, and the like. It has the ability to talk to people around the world with simple equipment, and without need of infrastructure.
Amateur Radio is a lot of fun to talk to people far away.
by T. L. Peters'' October 23, 2006
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A face made for radio

a person who has an incredible personality or amazing voice but doesn't have the high "necessary" looks to be appealing in tv, broadway, or the movies. As a result most said individuals go to become radio talk show hosts/dj's and are usually successful.

also used to describe someone with a nice character and/or body but a poor face

see: Ted Williams
read: beauty is only skin deep

usually a term used to derogatorily call someone ugly/really ugly
bro: Daamn, I hear that b*tch in the library has a fine-ass booty!

guy: you heard correctly, she also has quite the stunning personality.

bro: she got a man?

guy: sadly she does not, bro.

bro: what da fuck ya mean "sadly", hell na I'm ahbout to introduce that fine-ass to my big di--

guy: bro, bro please do not misunderstand I merely mean to inform that she has a face made for radio.

bro: a what? what da fuck is a damn face for radio?

guy: uh? how would you say... a buttah face?

bro: aw shit, really? damn.
by conciergevii August 31, 2011
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