Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.

Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 03, 2022

Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

Milner Punch

May cause broken rib, and or intense bitching. Other side affects include pain all the fucking time.

I milner punched charlie and broke his rib.

by y0 m4m4 15 m1n3 August 14, 2010

Danke Punch

The act of thanking someone by physically punching them in the face.

I loved hearing what my boss had to say about my performance at work, so obliged him with a danke punch.

by Charles M. Nagasaki October 03, 2014

sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.

Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free

by Binaryjutsu February 08, 2015