potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Potato Server

You typically use it when you want to say that a game is laggy or the connection is trash like fuck (usually a multiplayer game).

Originates from the game Rainbow Six Siege.

Person 1: Dude the game is lagging so much I can't even play.
Person 2: Ofc, they have potato servers.

by Starsade February 28, 2022

montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter

no example needed of a montana potato

by lolcrack April 26, 2014