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Urbandale Police

Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call.
You lied to get the warrant. You're such a Urbandale Police and I use the word lightly.
by Chief Wiggens March 25, 2005
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polack knock

like a "ding dong ditch" but instead of ringing the doorbell and running away before a resident answers the door, the "polack" knocks on the the door and waits for the resident to see him/her, before running away to hide, laugh, etc.
Don't get me wrong, I like pranks as much as the next guy, but Danny's going to find himself in hot water if he keeps it up with this polack knock thing.
by tired of sex entries April 23, 2010
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Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.
Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011
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police police police police

A police who searches for polices who search police police
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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police officer

1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid
I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.

Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011
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world police

What people call the USA when they want to defend third-world dictators
"America has no right to be the world police," said a supporter of North Korea.
by gsdsfdsfhsfhsfhfhdf February 20, 2014
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Police

fuckers who take your weed and smoke it at home
damn cops searched me and found my hydro
by ayout March 4, 2003
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