Polish Bomb Squad

When a girl is laying on her back with a man straddling her chest while she administers oral sex and the man flatulates on her breasts causing a "raspberry".

"He gave me a polish bomb squad last night; it tickled"

by dungeonmasterdave March 11, 2012

Polish Insurance

When you have a polish friend they will drop everything they are doing at any time, to come and help you out, and ask for nothing in return because they know that's what friends do.

Polish Insurance can involve a lift at 4am in the morning, when your drunk and high off your tits and have no money for a taxi.
Lunch at a nice restaurant or bar for no reason, just to catch up.
Or a favor so crazy and dangerous no one else will do it.

Polish guy floating in a pool, on a tropical Island, half a world away with a half empty bottle of vodka, enjoying a holiday for the first time in 10 years.

*Phone rings, best friend on the line back at home*
"Hey bro I'm out of money at a petrol station, I know your in Thailand but can you help me out, I need $40"

Polish guy "Done bro, Polish Insurance!, I sent $100 just in case you need a scotch on the way home, anything else you need brother?"

*Polish friend chilling at a smoke up and birthday party*
"Hey bro, I know you like smoking weed occasionally, so for your birthday I got you this kick ass bong"

"Bro, this is worth $300!"

"Whats your point, its your birthday, enjoy it, Polish insurance my brother!"

by Piotr Polak November 29, 2012

Polisak'd

The act of photographing one or more people while making sure that everyone's heads are sufficiently cut off from the forehead up.

Look at that photo! He just got Polisak'd!!!!

by awithenshaw December 10, 2012

polishaholic

a person, usually a female, addicted and obsessed with nail polish.

I just bought a new essie lacquer even though I just bought one yesterday. I'm a polishaholic.

by Polishaholic January 22, 2014

Polish Microwave

Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.

My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.

by Amandanaise January 7, 2023

nob polisher

A woman who loves riding cock.

If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.

by muffmeister May 29, 2016

brown finger nail polish

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge

After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!

by Mermaid_Natalie December 8, 2015