National “kill all r@pists” day

On May 7th every person who got s€xu@lly assaulted/ r@ped is allowed to legally kill their rapists/ assaulters :)

Random:” Hey what’s today?”
Random 2:” Today is National “kill all r@pists” day! Have fun and be as brutal as you want because the deserve it!”

by Idontknowlmao April 19, 2021

Racism of the pits

A phrase used by supporters of the animal welfare and animal rights movements to refer to the frequent, unreasonable discrimination against the bully breeds, or as they are more commonly called pitbulls, from society, the media, and governments. The dog breeds classified as pitbulls include the American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and American Pit Bull Terrier.

Racism of the pits has been used by some animal rescue groups to describe the discrimination suffered by pitbulls.

by Vanguard 1998 May 1, 2021

Re'Mya Pitts

she is the most funny smart and moody girl I've ever met. she can make me smile by just looking at me she has the most beautiful teeth they match her face so well shes mine. to whoever is seeing this. shes ems always and forever no matter what. shes my first everything except kiss but shes just so wonderful. i love her so so so so much - your first love, Em.

have you seen Re'Mya Pitts i heard shes taken by Em!!

by ineedlovelove June 14, 2022

Going to Pittsburgh

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity

My wife threatened to leave me if I ever told her I was going to Pittsburgh again

by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023