Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 6, 2022

paula flachowsky

ur mom

oh its ur paula flachowsky

by duihsjckndfhve November 8, 2022

Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

Philadelphia

Pain. The city that lost 3 championships in the 2022-23 season. The 76ers could be on track to lose 4.

Phillies- lost to astros in World Series

Phila Union- lost to LAFC in MLS Cup
Eagles- lost to chiefs in Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles lost in the World Series.

by Mrcdogs20 March 19, 2023

Paula S

An extraordinary artist that is what she does. Paula S is an artistic masterpiece. She is a statuesque beauty, highly intelligent, creative, witty and funny. Paula S is spunky and saucy. She loves music and dance. Paula S is kind and generous. She is strong in both body and mind. Paula S is unique. Paula S is child/adult and can be either at any time. She can stand up for herself and others in the right. Paula S could rock one’s world in the best way.

Paula S took first place for creativity and uniqueness in the prestigious art show!

by The Good Man from the east April 26, 2023

Paula Philips

The SECOND best biology teacher to ever exist

“Wow, Paula Philips is so good at teaching biology!!!”

by SHEEEAAAWN May 24, 2023

paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

by syphilis queen June 22, 2023