pedo

Any person who disagrees with the "messiah", Elongated Musket.

Man: there's no way that dildo sub would have ever worked
Musk: come fight me pedo

by thelegendofsql August 31, 2018

Pedobear

The best meme ever!A pedo...bear

My milkshakes bring all the kids to the yard and i'm like just get in my car
-Pedobear

by Eritreagirll December 7, 2011

pedifile

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

Pedofag

A pedophile who acts like a child in order to attract younger mates. He doesn't have to actually be gay, he just acts like a faggot, displaying many characteristics of the common emo. Oftentimes, they are found crying in a corner, moping around (purely for attention), or reading manga.

Cody Ker is such a pedofag, look at him with his Naruto book and that 14 year old on his arm. He's 19 for Christ's sake.

by the fuckin truth December 14, 2010

pedro's hoes

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship

Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.

by I could be anyone January 25, 2014

Pedafile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedafile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

pedestrianized

Being left without a car or some other motor vehicle.

(Your brother takes your car without asking)

"I'm going to the store. Where's my car? Damn it! I've been pedestrianized"

by Sylvia September 23, 2008