Elephant Peanut Butter 

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

Elephant Peanut Butter by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020

hot peanut butter fart 

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

hot peanut butter fart by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.

That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!

no peanut butter by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020

Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger 

When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.

Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.

Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020

Virginia Peanut Butter 

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.

I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!

Virginia Peanut Butter by mrvirginpeantubutter September 17, 2021

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk 

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk by aidangreen January 4, 2023