Optimice

Dumping out excess ice you've just re-added to your cup when getting a fountain drink; achieving optimum ice quantity

Sorry it took so long to get my drink, had to optimice a couple of times

by FuzHed May 9, 2009

Optideterminism

a disposition or tendency to look at certain situations with a combined sense of optimism and determinism.

Officer Krunky: We'll catch that criminal, if it's the last thing we do. I'm sure of it--nothing can get me down!

Captain Obvious: That's a false sense of optideterminism if I ever did hear it.

by imchallenged August 29, 2009

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Opteyndt

The Part in-between the ball sack and the b-hole, that stinks when you dont wash with axe soap.

Amy's opteyndt Smelled like brownies, must be a new flavor of axe?

by Smellyman222 October 4, 2009

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Optimistica

another word for any type of weed you smoke and immediately just know it's gonna be dank.

*takes drag* ... "HOLY SHIT OH HELL YEAH THIS IS ... IS... OPTIMISTICA!"

by stoned247 May 18, 2010