Nut Fatigue

When you feel tired after busting a nut.

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.

by Kapeet May 7, 2019

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009

The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013

Blowin nuts

To over prasie someone (The equivalent to dick riding or blowing someone)

Anthony quit blowin Spencer's nuts
Bro you stay blowin nuts

by T.perry April 22, 2015

Visca Nut

Over the top reaction to a mediocre video

Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”

by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018

josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

The Red Nut

The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.

Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018