by venusflytrap January 16, 2005
the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.
by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004
by word word word February 03, 2009
The response you’ll get from your fagalicious, lame-ass friend when you call him out on his habitual moving habit, his frequent magic trick of texting, then dropping his phone and running away and for being bottoms up when ya just really need your Cpt WhaleNuts.
Hey Jon, ya coming?
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!
by Chugglenuts January 12, 2019
Real life is when your an adult ,so that means when your born that's not your real life .Now I know why teacher say "this is preparing you for your real life" because it means when your born your adapting stuff because we weren't born and adult to know everything .
by Aestheticgurl78 December 13, 2020
A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.
by JOhnnnny apple April 24, 2018
A Dad is a person
who is loving and kind,
And often he knows
what you have on your mind.
He’s someone who listens,
suggests, and defends.
A dad can be one
of your very best friends!
He’s proud of your triumphs,
but when things go wrong,
A dad can be patient
and helpful and strong
In all that you do,
a dad’s love plays a part.
There’s always a place for him
deep in your heart.
And each year that passes,
you’re even more glad,
More grateful and proud
just to call him your dad!
Thank you, Dad…
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
who is loving and kind,
And often he knows
what you have on your mind.
He’s someone who listens,
suggests, and defends.
A dad can be one
of your very best friends!
He’s proud of your triumphs,
but when things go wrong,
A dad can be patient
and helpful and strong
In all that you do,
a dad’s love plays a part.
There’s always a place for him
deep in your heart.
And each year that passes,
you’re even more glad,
More grateful and proud
just to call him your dad!
Thank you, Dad…
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 04, 2019