board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

Board

A mechanical keyboard. Coders and other heavy typers choose specialized mechanical keyboards, or “boards” based on “clicks” or keyclick sound and depth as well as size and RGB functions,

“Did you see Bobby’s new board?”
“Yeah! It’s a 60% with red clicks. A really beauty.”

by Soirée Gun March 15, 2021

boarding house

prison.

"omg thats so cool u live in a boarding house?
"yeah n no its not cool its just that im homeless n we r rich so we live there n get treated like dogs by 40 year old cunts, "

by xoxoihateshore May 15, 2023

GTA Boards

GTA Boards is an ever-growing fan forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series and Rockstar Games. Registering is free, fast and easy and allows you to instantly reply to any topic or create your own discussions.

Yo! Have you checked out gta boards? check it out at gtaboards.com

by noobage August 3, 2021

Board

A flat chested girl.

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen

by Keechrmre June 4, 2018

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023