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Ghost Jizz

This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.
Mary: How was the sex last night?
Sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost jizz.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 19, 2008
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Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011
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jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!
What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!
by The Moth man July 12, 2011
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girl jizz

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter
Jaelenn girl jizzed all over Ricky because he is so hot and pleasures women well
by The Foopinator August 7, 2017
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Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath
Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!
by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011
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Jizz Jousters

Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.
Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
by Silence Kills December 20, 2008
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clown jizz

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.
by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016
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