Old Bro

Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.

Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.

Bro Bromance Brosanity

by HalfChub June 11, 2014

old heatermouth

A person who smokes a lot of cigarettes; typically and older woman or gentleman.

" look at old heatermouth smoking all of those cigs."

by Jdolla$ign April 11, 2017

old bugger

An old man called Brian who has a slight bald patch on top of his already balding head that is roughly 30-35 years older than Jesus if he was still alive today.

How old is Brian again?? He's an old bugger.

by rlztn32 March 30, 2017

Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.

Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 15, 2018

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

Mc Old

An adjective used to describe something that is old and out dated.

The canned lines used by John McCain are Mc Old.

by Kevin D Adams June 16, 2008

Old light

To describe someone who is exceedingly old.

Old Fish is a old teacher who is always called for "Old light" by we students.

by Pig Bigshit October 2, 2023