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nut strut

hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.
last night i did the nut strut and grandma almost had a stroke when she saw my testes a danglin'!
by jesstre November 8, 2006
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Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.
by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016
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nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011
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Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly
Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.
by M T Cross March 10, 2015
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Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Pumpin Nuts

When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!

James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!

*6 Hours Later*

James: Hey, where you at man!?

John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.

James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
by RonJerm May 20, 2023
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Smelly Nuts

Tom's dad has some Smelly Nuts
by HassanChop October 29, 2018
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