shircle jerk

A shircle is a mishapen circle that's not quite an oval. Thus, a shircle jerk is a mishapen circle jerk.

Bro, I had the best shircle jerk last night with my friends, No Homo!

by Pocket Master 37 August 02, 2015

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 11, 2010

face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 26, 2018

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016

turk and jerk

The average American day, is to eat bacon and jerk off. Turk and jerk is with Jewish people. Eat turky bacon, jerk.

Jew: Hey goi
Guy: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Jew: Probably turk and jerk. Then hit the head.

by condor3436 March 14, 2015

Jerk It Up

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it

Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes

by Mister. K November 23, 2015

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 05, 2022