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Death Noodle

A better and more appropriate word for tornadoes/tornado.
Willy was eaten by a Death Noodle.
The cattle withstood 2 death noodles last night.
by Crimsion101 September 27, 2021
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Noodle Time

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”
by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019
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noodle dragon

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour
Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes
by Finegoddamnit May 21, 2017
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Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.
Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling
by SśS January 30, 2019
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Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny
by Noodle case August 9, 2010
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Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.
"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."
by Ttoolman July 7, 2021
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